- Gay male: i'm gay
- Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- Gay female: i'm gay
- Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: i'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: i'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
(Source: isparamore)
(Source: betweenlegs)
(Source: youbint)
Just watched “Avengers’ last night
It was all kinds of awesome!!
..and all kinds of funny!!
..AND ALL OF THEM ARE ALL FREAKIN’ HOT
me at the cinema last night:
ASDFGHJK;LASD;FGGHHKLHGFD;S
NO WORDS WILL DO IT JUSTICE
... and then I died.
- Thor: He's my brother
- Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in 2 days
- Thor: ...He's adopted
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